Worst Mommy experience thus far....

The story starts like this.  Pickle is potty trained.  However; the problem lies in the big #2.  We are still working on relaxing her enough to go on the potty.  Normally she is lucky enough to go right when she wakes up from nap-time and she is wearing a pull-up.  However; Sunday when I was out having sometime to myself she decided to go on the floor in her bedroom.  Thank God I wasn't there for that one.  But I think my story is way worse then that.

Okay, we are at the park enjoying a nice day since the weekends snow storm.  Pickle is playing and gets that look on her face.  I run full speed up to her and she says "Mama poo poo."  I calmly say can  you wait a minute, not even knowing if she understands what "wait" means at all yet alone understands wait a minute when it comes to pooping??  I run to get Peanut out of the swing, and then I rush both of them to the car.  Normally, I have a potty seat that I place on the ground and she goes from there.  However; there were people there and this was gonna be a #2.  I buckle both kids in the car, thank god I drove the car this day because normally we walk to the park.  We race home, as safely as I can drive.  Run in w/ Pickle and place her on the potty.  I leave Peanut buckled in the garage thinking this will only take a minute and we can go back to the park to enjoy our afternoon.  Minutes later I go get him out of the car.  Come back and she is using the potty to get buckets full of water out of the toilet and pouring them on the floor.  Thats not the bad part.....keep reading....
Okay, 15 minutes later no #2.  I give up and let her run around naked for a minute.  I come back into the dining room to find her squeezing her butt cheeks as tight as humanly possible.  I go to pick her up and I see a giant terd, in slow motion, getting ready to fall on my light beige carpet.  Not knowing what to do, my instinct kicks in to save my carpet and I catch the giant hot terd in palm of my bare hand.  And Pickle says "mama, poo poo, sucker."  And I attempt to explain to her that suckers are only given to poo poo's on the potty.